Vs. : A Realization of Life and its Quirks, Wrap-Up! Part I

Compiling all of my 200 some answers to each question within the creative, self-discovery book “Vs”, prompting me to make quick judgments about the world around me, the authors have judged me based upon the explanations of each answer (there may be some repeats and incorrect statements—this book is all over the place):

Tendency toward obsessiveness: Latent Athletic Abilities. Mathematical and systematic; mommy issues. Uncomplicated and accessible, but impatient. Self-involved and verbose; technologically competent. Hardworking and averse to complaining. Awesome. Wet blanket with ambitions toward writing fiction. Enthusiastic. Well-traveled. Introverted, thoughtful, possibly a twin. Fatalistic and sexually charged. Mature, well-educated and discriminating. Romantic and idealistic; may lisp. Practical and cheap. Pragmatic with an inferiority complex. Unruly, enjoy playing practical jokes. Cerebral; suffer from delusions of grandeur. Free spirit, latent pessimistic tendencies. Tidy, well-proportioned. Outgoing and agreeable—but not very well-read. Boring. Daydreamer. Laid-back and smug. Self-sacrificing. Require autonomy in a professional setting. Simple and/our sanguine; frequent drinker. Status conscious. Productive, anal-retentive, and bitter; management material. Articulate, observant, and mildly obnoxious. Great attention to detail. Irrational and superstitious; deeply loyal. Traditionalist (or have a highly developed sense of irony). Reasonable. Aggressive, competitive, and impatient—but effective. Hella hungry.  Combative—with time to kill. Spoiled, indulgent milquetoast. Makes good choices. Autocratic with respect for authority. Phlegmatic. Blunt in conversations—but generally agreeable. Lazy, unemployed, with great hair. Voyeur. Normal citizen. Less seductive than you think; prone to mawkishness. “Alternative”; secretly craves structure. Sellout. Easily resigned to fate. Enthusiastic and sexually adventurous. Modest and self-effacing. Realistic. Superficial; highly expressive. Passionate and melancholic but strong-willed. Pangloss. Entitled masochist. Sensible—but with a tendency toward parsimony. Mercurial and aggressive, but loyal. Playful and insouciant. Outgoing, preoccupied with external validation. Incredibly shallow—or a profound thinker. Tempestuous; used to getting preferred way. Noble, generous, and prosperous. Individualist; highly confident. Easily confuse sexual attraction for something more. Cowardly. Absentminded and creative; often argumentative (or attracted to said type). Control freak, etc. Health conscious. Fettered—and absolved. Suffer from feelings of powerfulness; often anxious. Conformist and/or above age sixty; genteel. Enterprising and earnest. Practical and meticulous. Small in stature—at least metaphorically. Inquisitive with periodical impulses; consistently objective. Trusting. Curious libertine. Good runner and highly prepared. Brooding and introverted. Obnoxious and a little odd. Hypochondriac tendencies; also may be prone to genetic disorders. Realistic, but tense. A good time. Spiritual and/or religious, trusting. Bully. Lateral thinker with a rigid belief system. Excel in mathematics. Sanctimonious. Opportunist. Established, relatively content; blase. Delay gratification. Cheerful, pleasant, and a bit of a pollyanna. Weak-willed sensualist. Smart choice maker. Sycophantic and ingratiating. Conceited with an over-inflated sense of self. Straightforward and forward-looking—eats out a lot. You’d think courageous—actually just conventional. Manage expectations well, fatalistic. Narcissistic. Coastal, smug, and overly concerned with appearance. Level-headed. Trustworthy and a good listener. Driven, ambitious, and pompous. Crave human connection. Divorcee. Unpretentious and simplistic. Restrained and respectable. Not Texan. People pleaser. Thoughtful. Good with hands. Dreamy and sensitive. Philistine. Neutral. Rebellious. Lacks will-power. Over seventeen years of age. Work hard for money. Strong. Cheesy. Highly analytical; big talker. Sympathetic towards others’ flaws. Dramatic; prone to threatening self-harm. Meditative and menopausal. Cynical wet blanket. Stickler for detail—but working on it. Flaccid. Reactive approach to conflict. Way too many things/traits that are not explainable. Hearty and alert. Uncommunicative. Homebody. Prefer structured environments. Duplicitous and crafty. Respectably opinionated. Lighthearted—to a fault. Follower. Charming and socially adept. Elitist atheist. Abstract thinker; annoyingly concerned with grammar. Trouble managing expectations. Pragmatic. Multifarious. On trend. Contemplative and detail-oriented. Empathic. Self-destructive. Maladjusted; witty conversationalist. Suffer from a lack of affection. Mechanically inclined and fashion forward. Habitually tardy. Patient. Taking it one day at a time. Highly communicative. Crave admiration. Socially awkward and oblivious. Submissive. High sexual libido. Embody indifference. Tenacious. In tune with unconscious, unafraid of jellyfish. Maintain personal boundaries. Credulous. Reserved and/or unmotivated. Sneaky. Courageous—but vapid. Chosen (as opposed to martyr). Sophisticated. Shambolic. Resolute and influential. Transcendentalist. Corny. Team player. Artistic but pretentious. Efficient and bossy. Physically manifest insecurities. Fatalistic. Self-indulgent. Judgmental, but intelligent. Pompous, gainfully employed. Pragmatic, sanguine, and optimistic. Lazy. Confident—and horny. Takes self too seriously. Dramatic but overly verbose. Savvy. Sappy. Down to earth. Practical—and highly mobile. Respect authority. Funny. Cautious. Flashy. Stubborn and methodical. Egalitarian but sloppy in dress. Commanding presence, secretly mocked by many. Entitled and privileged. Craves comfort and stability. Prolific and creative, but annoyingly capricious. Often suffers from feelings of inferiority—but loyal. Circumspect, but willing to cut loose when the situation arises. Composed—and sanctimonious. Unfettered. Upright—and rare. Sensible. Anal-retentive—but happy. Assertive, cocksure, and forthright to a fault. Smells good. Liberal. Competent. Passive. Superficial—but practical. Fanciful and sentimental. Passionate about ideals (and maybe hair gel). Insightful and accepting. Competitive, didn’t pay much attention in pre-school. Northeasterner. Confident and modern. Considerate; a touch self-effacing. Harried and often bored—but fulfilled. Understands the value of hard work. Enjoys parades. Compliant—but apathetic at times. Suffers fear of abandonment. Overly committed to irony. Sadist. Joyful and enthusiastic. Impatient. Paranoid realist. Stuck. Sad bastard—but in touch with emotions. Prefers company of women. Left-brained, robotic, and enviably productive.

My next and final post will be my assessment of KnockKnock Inc.’s authors’ judgments of my preferences!

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This is part of the mini-series “A Realization of Life and its Quirks”. Read the rest here…