Vs. : A Realization of Life and its Quirks, Part II

1). Adjective vs. Verb : Adjective. Adjectives are fun to use and cool sounding. Verbs use general terms and typically add "-ing" to actions. Example: "During my fantabulous day under the bashful sun, I was sitting." Adjective. Verb. See what I mean?

2). Heels vs. Flats : Heels. Heeled boots are much more stylist and fun/comfy than wrap-around, slipper-like casuals that scrunch your feet.

3). Ghost vs. Alien : Ghost. Scary stories and tales of ghosts are so fun! Besides, are aliens even real?

4). Rose vs. Daisy : Rose. Roses are delicate and come in all different sizes and colors. Daisys are boring and mundane--all one color and shape.

5). Performance Art vs. Dignity : Dignity. I'm not a big risk-taker. I'd rather keep my dignity than perform in a show and run the risk of messing up.

6). Type A vs. Type B : Type A. I never "chill out" or follow others. I am a leader, a loud voice and am an organized boss. Type B's are too laid-back for my type. I like to get things done.

7). Lobster vs. Salmon : Salmon. Lobster when served is too buttery and rich. Salmon can be used in most any dishes to add flavor and spice. Lobster is a messy eat, salmon is delicate and visually appealing.

8). Highway 1 vs. Route 66 : Route 66. I tend to believe popular belief and recommendation, and give popular vacation routes a try first. Route 66 is the scenic, admired road trip route.

9). Mom vs. Dad : Mom. Just because I'm closer to her, not because she's better than dad.

10). Bacon vs. Sex : Sex. Bacon is meat... c'mon, that's nasty! Sex is more enjoyable than greasy meat... no pun intended. Sex wins over most disgusting foods, let alone food in general. Well, unless the sex is bad sex...

11). Judge vs. Jury : Judge. The judge has authority and a lot of experience in the courtroom. Putting someone's fate in the hands of random civilians is insane! Besides, judges always rule over all others in the courtroom - things are ultimately their decision a good portion of the time.

12). Lungs vs. Liver : Lungs. If I couldn't breathe, I would be no where! Most people refer to the liver as the "life saver" for alcoholics, or those who love to drink. So, I certainly won't pin pride with that. My lungs are my "champs" - I battled asthma since I was very young.

13). Front vs. Back : Front. I am an upfront person and like to confront instead of being talked about behind my back. Front is for smart ones, back is just for sissies.

14). Fixie vs. Beach Cruiser : Beach Cruiser.  I don't know much about these bikes, but how fun! I'd rather cruise around the beach and enjoy luxury than ride around with a stupid, beat-up antique.

15). Paparazzi vs. Starlet : Paparazzi. Paparazzi have the funner job. Stalking and following famous people seems like a lot less emotionally damaging than being the celebrity that is being stalked. Reporting celebrity activities and gathering images/stories seems ever-changing and interesting.

16). Death vs. Taxes : Taxes. I don't get what is so terrible about taxes--just fill out paperwork, do some calculations and pay! I enjoy a lot of life and the little interests within. I don't mind dealing with a bit of crap.

17). Don Juan vs. Don Quixote : Don Juan. I am a hopeless romantic, and while I do not like "womanizers" or "players", I would rather be seduced by a romancer than a guy who is far too optimistic or imaginative for his own good!

18). Circle vs. Square : Circle. Circles are pretty and easy to use mathematically, for example: diameter is the distance across a circle, and the radius starts at the middle and ends at the right (or left, theoretically) side, in other words: half of the diameter. How easy is that area!

19). White Collar vs. Blue Collar: Physically speaking, the white collar is super cute and matches with anything. Blue is a little too fancy and unmatching for my taste.

20). Insomnia vs. Infomercial : Infomercial. Infomercials are fun and can be interesting and informing.

21). Baby Polar Bear vs. Baby Tiger : Baby Tiger. Baby polar bears can be dangerous, and you can feed tigers the same way humans do.

22). High-Tops vs. Low-Tops. Low-Tops. High-tops may have been cute, but never in my book. I'd rather sport sneakers or low-tops than wear clunky shoes with an extra inch or two.

23). 80s vs. 90s : 90s. The 80s did have the best music, but the 90s had a few more perks. Computers were being developed further and Internet came to be. Less drug usage, more innocence and classy fashion sense = the 90s.

24). Mani vs. Pedi : Mani. People stare at your hands 24/7, and unless it's summer: who cares about feet!?

25). Period Heroine vs. Action Hero : Period Heroine. Someone who raises the bar for the next, not some make-believe, stupid toy/character.

26). Alice vs. The Queen of Hearts : Question omitted; I have never read or seen Alice in Wonderland.

27). First Blush vs. Forever : Forever. Your first kiss or love is beautiful, but more often than not, built upon lousy lust. It is special, sacred, and sexy! But - learning from your past mistakes to make "the one" greater, will cause your forever partnership fabulous!

28). Heaven vs. Reincarnation : Reincarnation. While I don't support such shaky belief systems (being either of these), I would hope that our human bodies could take on a different life form, if we were helping the earth function. I support keeping our bodies moving, changing and breathing.

29). Cash vs. Credit : Cash. Credit may be easier to keep track of and handle, but nothing beats the feeling of a surprise of cash at the end of a work day, or Christmas morning gifts. Cash gives me an adrenaline rush because it is right in front of me. When you ring your credit card up, it seems like you're getting your items for free.

30). Vampire vs. Werewolf : Werewolf. "This is thriller!" Vampires are already proven, as so by bats - nocturnal species with characteristics of vampires. Werewolves are sexy and enticing!

Remember this: none of my answers are intended to offend. Vs. encourages quick judgment and stereotyping to answer questions without spending a dragged out amount of time contemplating whether an orange is better than an apple!

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